Jack and Jill
Jack thought Jill was on the pill
As the two fetched up some water,
To each of them, a moment’s thrill
Brought Jack and Jill a daughter.
Georgie Porgie, Puddin’ and Pie
He kissed the girls, who knows why?
When all the boys came out to play
T’was plain to see that he was gay.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Had to go back to Ikea again.
Itsy Bitsy Spider
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
Said itsy bitsy spider, “This bloody weather again.”
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
Quickly put their trousers on.
So many things were left behind
For lots of clothes they could not find.
They thought The Lord believed in love.
Whatever were they thinking of?